Original Fresh Modern Humour

A naturally funny man who's relaxed warm, friendly style is complimented by excellent fresh and highly original material making his comedy accessible to all audiences. He has plenty of experiences to draw from creating fabulous tales mined from his varied and colourful life.

Observational original humour delivered in a friendly chatty style allowing a spontaneous and natural delivery. Quick witted, up to date, modern, and topical his humour appeals to audiences of any age with the ability to read a room and adapt his act to each occasion he is quite simply very versatile and very funny.

Due to this wide appeal Bill has been successfully performing internationally at, comedy clubs, cruises, weddings, cabaret nights, corporate events, after dinner and has supported TV Comedians on national tours a truly versatile comedian for any occasion.



Recent Reviews

Bill Woolland was very good, professional and friendly and appealed to all the audience. We would highly recommend him for a mixed audience in both ages and gender as he did not upset or offend anyone. At the same time he was very funny and original in his performance.
Hull Referees Association
Bill was awesome on the night. Everyone ladies and gents alike thoroughly enjoyed the entertainment he provided. Bill doesn't do an act, he provides pure and simple entertainment. The whole place was in stitches. He got it exactly right on the night very funny. He worked the audience in a very nice way and caused no offence to anyone.
Newark Rotary
Bill was absolutely fantastic on Saturday night. He was extremely funny without been offensive or blue and was just what I was looking for. All of our customers enjoyed his act and were thoroughly entertained. I would have no hesitation to recommend Bill for corporate evens.
British Polythene Ltd
Everyone left with a smile on their face
Buxton Fringe 2014
“Everyone was laughing their heads off, tears running down their faces”   
Bombardier Rail Company
His performance was fantastic - clean, current he reads an audience tailoring his act to suit.   
Cheadle Golf Club
Bill was fantastic on the night, from the start we knew we had a top comedian, he had the crowd holding their sides with laughter from start to finish. I would recommend him to everyone I possibly can 10 out of 10.     
Stockport Cricket Club
Thank you Bill for once again making our charity event run so smoothly. Your professionalism and flexibility to suit the audience coupled with your good humour and compering skills ensured our guests had the perfect evening as well as helping us raise the maximum amount for our charity”
CRTN Charity   2015
Bill was fantastic at our wedding reception brilliant! 
Maggie and Phil 2015
Many thanks for your massive contribution in making last night a success I really  appreciate the effort in tailoring your act perfectly to our needs.  
Catenian Association 2015
Bill was a real success who adapted perfectly to the conditions providing good gags, stories and much improvised comment, having organised many lunches I would strongly recommend him.
Chester C.C
We had Bill Woolland at Scraptoft Golf Club he was terrific. Adapted to the atmosphere and gave a great performance. Nice guy would recomend him for any occasion good stories and insights.
Scrapcroft Golf Club
I was very impressed by the varied skill sets deployed by Bill on the evening as compare and comedian. It is fair to say that everyone left with a smile on their face as a result of Bill's high level performance.
Ian Seddon, IPS Agents.
Darren & Abigail (Wedding Reception)

 “Bill performed at our corporate recognition evening and was absolutely excellent.  Pitched perfectly, he had the audience’s undivided attention.  Involving the audience in his act made for great entertainment, the feedback from all of our guests has been superb highly recommended”.

BAE Systems 2015.
"Bill provided a great evening's comedy entertainment, tailoring his material superbly to cater for the audience composition.”     
Rotary Club of Astley 2015
Extremely funny he interacted with the audience in a friendly and relaxed way. Thoroughly professional and able to read an audience without causing any offence. Many guests, from our club and other clubs commented that it was the best charter entertainment that they had seen.   
Rotary Club of Retford   2015
Absolutely brilliant, brought the house down!!! Really knows how to work his audience to maximum effect. His observational humour was second to none.      
Shirley Golf Club.  2015
Blending the just the right amount of affability and confidence, he makes a perfect compere.      
Manchester Evening News
The event was a great success and you were a very big part of this, you co-ordinated the event and engaged very well with the audience .You really helped lift the night and energise the room it was full of laughter.    
Unipart Awards Event 2015  (re Booked for 2016)